Top Aubreyisms

Okay, so for years we have been saying "Our kids say the cutest things, we've got to start writing them down."

Then we'd say it again, and again. Then we'd forget what they said.

So here are some of Aubrey's top lines we've heard in the last month.

1. What are lips made of? (They're made of skin.) Are they filled with blood?
2. How do birds poop when they fly? Why do they always poop on the car? Why?
3. Why does the paper man sometimes give us two papers?
4. What do brains feel like? Did God take a picture of my brain when he made me?
5. If God is in your heart, is Jesus in your belly?
6. How are babies born? (They come out of Mommy's tummy.) But how do they get out of Mommy's tummy? (The doctor takes them out.) But how does he do it?

You can see where this is going. Aubrey is going to be a doctor. or a professor. Just a prediction.