Superbaby

Is it a boy? Is it a girl? It's Superbaby!
So we are 4 weeks away from Baby #4 due date and we don't know if it's a boy or a girl. But it has been decided.
Therefore, in my attempt to have some control over the situation, beyond the obvious control of providing the genetic code to create life, I am using voodoo and other superstitions to help determine the sex of the baby.
So I first wish for a healthy baby. I then wish for a boy. And as I make this wish, I rub my Super Man sticker that I got from our Nurse Midwife, think about baseball, eat Slim Jims and say the boy name 7 times.
I am a very happy father of 3 wonderful girls. (I love you very, very much!) I will be happy if we have another girl. But when asked, "What will you do if you have a boy?" I say, "I'll scream like a girl.".

2 Comments:
I love that last line. A classic for sure.
Thinking about hockey, mud and NASCAR for you right now.
Signed,
Another father of three girls
Not to be discouraging, but I have an aunt and uncle who had SEVEN daughters and never did get the son they kept trying for.
Still, I'll send some boy vibes your way. ;)
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