Two Dumb Things + One
This morning, I did one of the dummest things ever. But then I added one when I spelled dumbest that way first. I'm leaving it to show that I, like a fine Persian rug, have flaws.
But anyway, when driving to work, I felt a big booger in my nose. And I didn't have any Kleenex or towel or shirt or paper in the car. So I thought it would be a great idea to farmer's blow it out into half a cup of Dr. Pepper at a stop light. And as you might suspect (even though I didn't) that the force of air coming out my nose would force Dr. Pepper all over my face and freshly ironed pants. This all happened at a stop light. I'm sure all the cars around me were like, "Dude, why are you farmer blowing boogers into your drink in your car. Just pick your nose and flick it out the window like everyone else. "
So the other dumb thing is the dish brush with the soap in the handle. Do they ever NOT leak all over the place? Does the soap kill all the germs that live on the brush that never gets washed? Does one really need a soap supersaturated sponge brush to clean a coffee cup? Somebody please fix this after other meaningful things like the "ozone layer" are fixed.
But anyway, when driving to work, I felt a big booger in my nose. And I didn't have any Kleenex or towel or shirt or paper in the car. So I thought it would be a great idea to farmer's blow it out into half a cup of Dr. Pepper at a stop light. And as you might suspect (even though I didn't) that the force of air coming out my nose would force Dr. Pepper all over my face and freshly ironed pants. This all happened at a stop light. I'm sure all the cars around me were like, "Dude, why are you farmer blowing boogers into your drink in your car. Just pick your nose and flick it out the window like everyone else. "
So the other dumb thing is the dish brush with the soap in the handle. Do they ever NOT leak all over the place? Does the soap kill all the germs that live on the brush that never gets washed? Does one really need a soap supersaturated sponge brush to clean a coffee cup? Somebody please fix this after other meaningful things like the "ozone layer" are fixed.
posted by LoewenFamily | 6:55 AM
1 Comments:
WOW!!! I am pretty sure that when ever I am sad or need a "pick-me-up" I am going to read this! I think the best part is knowing that there is actually a NAME for blowing your boogers out of your nose and what is even better is that YOU know it! Well now you know to always keep an extra shirt in your car to blow your boogers out...or like small children you could just eat'em!
Chels
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